We Were On A Break [Intro – Big Cinematic Strings + TV Static Flip] 🎤 Could I BE any more obsessed? Catch me screamin’ at my TV like it’s 1997. Six friends. Ten seasons. One girl. Infinite feels. Cue the laugh track. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP. [Chorus – Hook w/ Anthem Energy] I’ll be there for Friends 📺 Like Ross was there with the freakouts and bends Like Joey with food, I don’t share my blends My love runs deep from pilot to end She got ‘We were on a break’ in her phone tone Rachel haircut in a retro zone Living her life one rerun at a time And she still cries when Ross says, “She’s mine.” [Verse 1 – Fan Girl Flexin’] Central Perk cup in my hand, no shame Couch orange like my hallway game Knows every line — I mean full script Joey’s “How you doin’?” got her feelin’ equipped She’s Monica clean with a Phoebe streak Rachel chic, but with Chandler’s cheek Rockin’ flannel like she’s in that loft And claps on beat when the theme song pops (YES!) [Verse 2 – Deep Cuts & Inside Jokes] Pivot! PIVOT! — that’s how I move Like Ross with a couch, I shift the groove Yelled “Seven!” on a date just once Got ghosted fast, but it made me lunch I got trivia like I’m on that quiz The apartment switch? I knew what it is Joey speaks French? Je m’appelle WHAT? And I got a lobster, so don’t interrupt [Bridge – Emotional Drop + Laugh Track FX] Could I BE any more loyal to a sitcom? I’ve seen every rerun with a light on Thanksgiving episodes in a playlist Smelly Cat hits harder than my breakup therapist She’s the kind who’d fly to London Just to shout “I take thee, Rachel” unprompted Got breakup lines like flashbacks Every fight ends with “We were on a break,” facts [Chorus – Final Hook – Big Epic Layered Vocals] I’ll be there for Friends Like Phoebe’s songs with emotional bends Like Gunther starin’ through heartbreak lens Ten seasons deep and the vibe never ends Call her Janice when she gets too loud Couldn’t quit even if it’s not allowed From the fountain to the final scene She’s Gen X basic with a sitcom dream [Outro – Spoken Word over Lo-Fi Fadeout] She believed in three things: Coffee, loyalty, and reruns. And when life gets messy… She just pivots.